Lazy Ass Destroyer Middle Finger Hoodie

The Middle Finger, now on a hoodie. For when it's too cold to flip them off barehanded. One finger does all the talking, and the other hand gets a kangaroo pocket. You're welcome.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

SHIPPING
Every hoodie is printed when you order it — nothing's sitting in a warehouse somewhere. Printing takes 2–5 business days, then it ships:
USA — $7.99 for the first hoodie, $1.99 for each additional one. Arrives about 3–4 business days after it ships.
Canada — $11.99 for the first hoodie, $1.99 for each additional one. Arrives about 5–10 business days after it ships. Heads up: Canadian orders can get charged duties/taxes when they're delivered. That's your government's cut, not ours.
United Kingdom — $7.99 for the first hoodie, $1.99 for each additional one. Arrives about 5–10 business days after it ships.
All told, figure 1–2 weeks from clicking buy to wearing it. You'll get a tracking email the moment your order ships.
SIZE INFORMATION (Gildan 18500, laid flat, inches; chest width is straight across, double it for full chest):
Body Length: S 27 · M 28 · L 29 · XL 30 · 2XL 31 · 3XL 32 · 4XL 33 · 5XL 34
Chest Width: S 20 · M 22 · L 24 · XL 26 · 2XL 28 · 3XL 30 · 4XL 32 · 5XL 34
Sleeve Length: S 33.5 · M 34.5 · L 35.5 · XL 36.5 · 2XL 37.5 · 3XL 38.5 · 4XL 39.5 · 5XL 40.5