Memes

THE MEME DUMP

You came here to kill five minutes. Spend them correctly.

The band got paid in exposure. Apparently the gas pump doesn’t take that.

Served my time. Learned absolutely nothing.

For just $5 a day, you can keep a musician from sending you his demo.

Tour life: technically, those are poolside accommodations.

Roses are red, and the drive-thru is closed. I saved you a burger. You're all a bunch of hoes.

Everyone else is a topping. Lazy D is a treat.

Crab blockers on. Medical advice misunderstood.

Sorry boys, this port is already in use.

The three little pigs built their houses. I couldn’t even make it home.

Please respect Lazy’s privacy as he welcomes 594 new members to the family.

I thought we were just texting.

Mariah Careless has defrosted. Holidaze season is officially open.

The store that pays for gas and cheeseburgers: lazyassdestroyer.com